@kennethaharris: I GOT TO MEET BRANDON URLIE!!!! pic.twitter.com/7sKUg6Meve
biting ur cheek
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
Some of my favorite How I Met Your Mother series finale rage tweets
i hate the ocean. i don’t get why people love it so much. it smells disgusting, it’s windy, it’s cold, your hair gets greasy really fast. ew. no.
So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.
that’s a potato
Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken