--> complimentary hugs when you buy a double latte. complimentary hugs when you buy a double latte.

romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

sonicomod:

foreveralone-lyguy:

what the fuck is that and why is it all sad and alone

look at its haircut haha nerd

wewerenotthefirst:

dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they’re like ‘hell yeah i’m a dragon’ and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fiancé to be a princess in the tower ‘just for like a week’ and everyone is like ‘we can break the fucking curse’ and the prince is like ‘but i’m a dragon.’

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

ianoshea:

justanotherdaywithjess:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

HOW WOULD YOU HAVE A ROOM IN A HOUSE THAT YOU IGNORE SO MUCH WASPS BUILD THERE OWN CIVILISATION IN IT

why is no one talking about the fact that this happened in WINCHESTER??

reereek:

nice heels arthur

iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

curtest:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

andwooscott:

I feel like a large percentage of the Sherlock fandom who mostly know Andrew Scott as ‘Jim Moriarty’ and from the occasional interview where he’s all shy and nervous and fidgety think that he’s a really innocent sweet little cupcake all the time

but Scotties know

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vogue-hearts:

don’t waste sunsets with people who will be gone by sunrise.