--> complimentary hugs when you buy a double latte. complimentary hugs when you buy a double latte.

Watching the amazing spider man with my parents...

Mum: he doesn't look like a spider, he looks like a free runner!
Dad: yeah, they should call him Peter parkour.
Me:
Mum:
Dad:
Me: hysterically bursts out laughing
Mum:
Dad:
Me: that was very - punny
Mum:
Dad:
Me: continues to laugh until film stops.

trashboat:

invisible jesus takes the world by storm

llamasouls:

llamasouls:

llamasouls:

haha my friends having his penis deducted at a catholic hospital and like before the surgery all the nurses prayed over his dick for a “fast recovery” haha

update
apparently one of them was holding his dick and the doctor was all like “let us pray” and the person just continued to hold it

image

Give me a fandom and I’ll tell you which characters I would
  • Push off a cliff
  • Frick frack
  • Marry
  • Set on fire
  • Wrap a blanket around
  • Be roommates with

And if I’m not in the fandom, I’ll go by what I’ve learned from tumblr

condom:

pissing people off should be a sport

biffan:

i feel like this sums up sam winchester’s life

me: i like this character
me:
me:
me: they're going to die, aren't they

dont yell at me

holmes-locked:

travelersunite:

bananakittywho:

snaku:

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

  • dont
  • yell
  • at
  • me
  1. instead of yelling try not yelling

if you ever yell at me, i promise you i will cry no matter who you are or what i did

madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

bashermoriarty:

Newspapers.

esteljune:

Playing video games while someone else’s watching

image

eatmealiveok:

finally

“I’m easily worth two men.”

Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)